This is an old one now but still good
A British tourist sparked MURDER fears after having sex with lady so ferociously that his penis tore – covering the bedsheets in blood.
The unnamed holidaymaker in his 30s called the emergency while yelling incoherently down the phone on Saturday (25/01) night.
Paramadcics rushed to a hotel in notorious red-light city Pattaya in eastern Thailand amid fears there had been an attack.
When they arrived the man was wearing shorts and there was a Thai prostitute in the room with him. The white bed sheets were covered in a large amount of fresh blood.
The panic-stricken Brit explained to the team that he was having sex so hard that his frenulum – a small piece of skin at the top of the penis – had been ripped.
Rescue volunteers gave him first aid at the scene after he refused to go to the hospital because he was so embarrassed by the injury.
One of the volunteers who attended the scene said they first thought they had arrived at a crime scene because the man was screaming so loudly and there was a large pool of blood.
Khun Tumrin said: ‘I picked up the phone and heard he was screaming so loudly. I only understood that he wanted us to go there as soon as we could.
‘When I entered the room and saw the bed sheet I first thought there had been a stabbing.
‘It was a big relief when we realised what had actually happened. He explained it was because he was having sex too hard with his escort for the evening.
‘He was in a lot of pain but we thought it was very funny.’
