Rampant Rabbits’ Seized

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In the early hours of December 11th, police were called following reports that rampant rabbits were causing mayhem down at South Pattaya.

Police arrived quickly onto the scene, where they found a Thai man, aged 36, from Bangkok selling all sorts of adult toys, featuring all shapes and sizes. As well as the toys, Viagra, and other sexual enhancement aides were found to be available to buy.

The culprit, who is yet to be named, said that he had only been in Pattaya a short while, and had purchased the goods in Bangkok prior to trying to flog them off in Pattaya.

As we all are fully aware, sex and anything related is strictly not for sale in Thailand, and the man will be prosecuted accordingly for his crime.

  • ken

    Absolutely disgraceful.
    I hope this errant Thai Man feels the full force of the law.

    • kitadech

      Why he’s only selling some toys !!!

      • ken

        No!!
        He has broken the law. He is another criminal Thai man.

        • Coyote

          you tell them Ken, scumbag sex-tourists

        • Coyote

          calm down you pervert!

          • jester

            And Coyote is the resident cock head of P1

        • kitadech

          i see people breaking the law all the time riding m/bikes on pavements driving on the wrong side of the road, no crash helmets, no lights on front or back of m/bikes, vehicles with no number plates, going thru red lights, noisy exhausts, out of date road tax discs and probably no insurance the list goes on and on

          • Coyote

            but you aint ever seen a rainbow when its snowing!

          • kitadech

            funnily enough I have seen when out in the countryside in England

    • brian

      we don’t know what happend to you with a thai man ken but i. m. o. you realy do need some counseiling help to get over your deep hate of ALL thai men.

      • Brad

        He’s not the only one

  • joedoe

    … i started to read this story because i thought it would finally give me a lead towards a Rabbit Steak for Christmas eve since all geese are sold out . . what a dissapointment

    • Coyote

      Then buy yourself a Crossbow and go and Get ya Goose, also gotta be a few Rabbits hopping around somewhere, or just buy one from a petshop! btw since when do Rabbits have steaks? you sure you aint confused with Kangeroos?

    • Coyote

      Or go to the nearest Thai Rice Farmer, tell him you want Geese and Rabbits before Xmas, he´ll sort you out, might even throw hes daughter in the deal too 😀

      • joedoe

        Might pay you to buy a early Christmas present for yourself Coyote perhaps a book on grammar and basic spelling …his not hes daughter!

        • Coyote

          hate correcting you joey but AN early Christmas present is correct grammar my Kangeroo friend 🙂

          • joedoe

            The correct spelling for Kangeroo is actually Kangaroo you absolute idiot and although I like Australia I,m not from that country

          • Coyote

            Thanks for the tip you Aussie sissy 😀 still dont change the fact AN early Christmas present my Kangaroo friend

        • Coyote

          hes daughter you aussie tramp

      • ken

        Rice farmers daughters might taste like rabbit, but mostly they smell of fishpaste.

        • Coyote

          Used to be my favourite snack, paste and cress sandwiches on the Beach at Margate 😀

  • soidog

    I am both shocked and appalled by such disgusting items ,surely these perverted things must
    bring Pattaya’s reputation into disrepute.

    • Coyote

      Never seen one myself, heard some buzzing coming out of a Businesswomans case once O_o

      • Beep beep Road Runner

        Be right up an old bent units alley like you Coyote Luke you would have one buzzing away up your bum 24/7 LOL…

        • jason

          What a stupid cunz! paedo Aussie Sex Tourist , shame on you!

        • Coyote

          stick my teeth up your ass, you will feel the pain!

          • Beep beep road Runner

            Thats a big call Coyote Luke an old monger with false teeth like you would struggle to bite hard enough and they might fall out mind you I,m sure some of those horrible lady boys that hang on beach road would be happy for a old grunting sack like you to have a munch good luck with that at least most dental work is a reasonable price in Thailand in case you need some done.

          • Coyote

            iF you need someone to re-arrange your face let me know

          • Beep beep Road Runner

            No but if I had a face like a smashed crab like you Coyote I,d consider it…ha ha ha

  • Sly

    That Thai policewoman looks as mesmerized a rabbit blinded by headlights.