Naked German masturbating whilst riding unicycle in Pattaya

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Naked German masturbating whilst riding unicycle in Pattaya

Just when you though you has seen or heard it all, a German has been arrested by police for masturbating whilst riding around Pattaya on a unicycle.

We are honestly not making this up, take a look at the picture.

A German tourist wearing only shoes and a helmet and identified by police as “Mr. A” was arrested late last night for nude cycling while masturbating in front of tourists.

Police told reporters that they will not be releasing the man’s name in order to protect his dignity, although I think it’s probably a little bit too late for that. I also believe that the man arrested probably doesn’t care either considering what he was doing.

It was later found out that the man was unable to provide any ID documents to police and would not give them his real name.

Apparently, the lewd display by the 56-year-old man happened on several streets in downtown Pattaya before he finally stopped with the intention of completing his act of self-love on Khao Phra Tamnak Road, reported The Nation.

People nearby that saw the strange act called police who quickly found the man in Bang Lamung district at 10:30pm and detained him at Pattaya Police Station

He is still in custody since he was unable to show any ID when arrested. Police are currently trying to identify and charge him.

Source: coconuts

  • ken

    Only in this fvcking wasteland could this occur and the monkey cops are so much a part of it. Imagine trying to save this man’s dignity, what dignity? Hahahaha! Normal people will find this Schnitzel Muncher actions offensive and applauding but to Thais this is just another day in the park.

    • Jack is a raghead’s manservant

      Isn’t it a British thing to run naked on football fields, don’t you degenerate flashers like to run naked during public events to be caught on camera and make the buzz?

      • Charles Baht Esquire.

        True these pommy goons are no better with drunken cheap charlie beer bar antics and bar brawling .

        • A balanced view

          Your blind hatred of the Brits makes you an embarrassment. This story is about a German but you turn it around and bring the Brits into it. Your Australian / Thai fellow countrymen must take a dim view of you and your multi account postings.

          • Charles Baht Esquire.

            Well block brain you must be some Rhodes Scholar there it’s no C.I.A secret I’m a fan of th cretin moron Rhubarb farmer fat slobs the English . You wouldn’t have a clue where I come from but as far as the good folk of Australia go we both share a common goal in hating you poor pedo pilfering pillaging rapists .

          • A balanced view

            Wow. A Brit must have done you some serious damage for such hatred. As for being a slob, let me know when you and I can go head to head in a fitness test. Australia, part of the commonwealth, is forging new enhanced deals with the UK post Brexit. Equally so is the USA. That must really hurt you that they see the United Kingdom as the way forward.

          • Charles Baht Esquire.

            Last i heard as the good folk Ozzies tell me their a few years away from ridding any reference to your old battle axe queen and will be a proud and republic most of them can’t stand you fat slobs and that goes for us Americans as we still celebrate driving you rats out and off our Americas .

          • A balanced view

            So poorly educated, you truly are an embarrassment with every posting you make. Let me know about the fitness test against you tubby.

          • Charles Baht Esquire.

            you looked in the mirror lately if your so great as your clearly aren’t why are you here begging for attention besides we all know you use google for English correction and cut and paste stories . well dunder head Pom.

          • A balanced view

            Avoiding my offer of a fitness test against aren’t you fatty…..come on let’s do it. Then you can be seen to to be the obese dirty disgusting ‘man’ that you are. As for attention seeking. Under your several accounts, I guess you are making circa (that means approximately) 30 postings a day within Pattaya One. Get a life fat boy.

          • Charles Baht Esquire.

            seems like you use nearly every past post word i wrote obviously for such a English language expert as you claim to be you must be some poor halfwit using google and spell check etc although then again you never answered my question about that just avoided it using other questions , well pom hmmm

          • dublin86

            he avoids every question, typical cowardly little rat.

          • The Groover

            He literally will reply to every post within two minutes, this website is that muppet’s ‘life’.

          • Signor

            How do you know this if you blocked him along with so many others? Get your story straight

          • The Groover

            Because, you dumb MF, I can see ‘this user is blocked’ appear within two minutes of everybody else writing a post, which means it’s Charles Tw@t and his alter-ego the Clash tart.

          • Signor

            But you have over ten people bolcked so how do you know ar$ehole

          • A balanced view

            We do have a view as to where you are from, but you are such an embarrassment that you cannot even disclose an honest answer. My view due to your dreadfully poor grammar and spelling, you are not from a native English speaking country. Did you know that English is the most widely spoken language in the world Charles? I guess that must hurt you as well. In case your brain is boiling trying to work this out, mandarin has the highest number of native speakers.

          • Charles Baht Esquire.

            you looked in the mirror lately if your such a know pom english teacher why are you loitering in a news comment room all day in multiple profiles , well butter balls Pom ?

          • A balanced view

            Your posting confirms my suspicion. You are not from an English native speaking country. Unlike you, I have just the one account.

          • Charles Baht Esquire.

            sure you do as you claim too but we all know different don’t we Pom?

        • jack is a raghead’s manservant

          This German guy went crazy but he went nuts in a harmless way, unlike that naked Brit from last week’s article who was not riding a bike but threatening people with a club like a bloody caveman

          • Charles Baht Esquire.

            And in front of women and children with a complete no respect of any laws they the cretin Poms obviously have no idea how to conduct themselves in a normal proper human manner there drunkard irresponsible parents have a lot to answer for but still doesn’t excuse these goon drug f uck poms .

      • ilovebangkok

        yes, while the brits like to run free in green spaces, our american cousins prefer to buy automatic weapons and go on a shooting rampage in the nearest high school. give me a naked brit on the rampage every time!

        • Keith

          Never ever give up your right to self defense. You silly brits will be lambs for the slaughter one day.

          The founding fathers of the USA knew that governments (all governments) eventually go bad.

          And when that happens, you’re going to need your guns.

          For an example, you may wish to refer to that time we slaughtered you boys in your silly red clown costumes when you arrived in your boats. (Of course, the other problem was you didn’t actually know how to make guns. Yours fired little balls! LOL.)

          Have fun running naked.

          • private pile

            Spud guns can be leathal if you freeze the spud first and aim for the eyes 555

          • ilovebangkok

            and as i recall we burnt down your whitehouse after the then pres. fled the scene

          • A balanced view

            Capital Hill also got burnt.

          • jack is a raghead’s manservant

            That shows how civilized you are? You think that arson is something worth barging about?

          • The Groover

            Haha, ‘we’ being the English colonists whose motto was ‘an Englishman’s home is his castle’. Instead of getting your world history from the Oprah book club You need to read a real history book which will tell you that the American ‘war of independence’ was actually a British civil war won and lost in the British parliament.

        • private pile

          Hahahahah so true they are know for bigger things these days than streaking…. mr AR15 is very popular tool of choice too

      • A balanced view

        40 years ago in the 70’s streaking ‘came over’ to the UK from America and was seen a some sporting events. Erika Roe at a rugby event being the most famous. Streaking lasted as an interest for about two years. There was a guy who was the naked rambler though as he walked through the countryside.

      • private pile

        Id have to say i always thought streaking was one thing we and the yanks had in common…usually a women hitting the field with her airbags exposed but now the guy are at it

  • Danny

    Enjoy the laughs folks, These nutters are keenly aware that their fantasies can come ALIVE here in Thailand? Pay up and get out! Next one up!

    • private pile

      I likes the story about the guy who was rapeing motorbike seats…apparently according to one bike owner her seats was raped twice 555

      • Homebrew

        Just like unprotected sex. It is all good, till you find one with a loose seat staple.

        • private pile

          You just poisoned my already warped imagenation lol

      • Danny

        Yup, that was insane, the smell of her knickers …made him do it …

        • private pile

          One of those articles that really makes you laugh thought great fun. 555 there are some loonpots out there 🙂

          • Charles Baht Esquire.

            anything is possible in Shaggersville

          • private pile

            Keep it coming in my mind great entertainment

  • Koltyn

    “He is still in custody since he was unable to show any ID when arrested” This story reads as if it was written by amateur comedy writers. Of course he was unable to show ID, I mean where would he have had it, unless it was up his Mr A.

  • Harrison Bruce

    OMG! La Puta Motta finally blew his lid, poor boy tired of being a manservant to a LB is no officially a full fledged nutter.

  • Chris Snell

    What a life ambition to ride your unicycle naked around a tourist town haveing a crank ,you couldnt write a book with these stories in it no one would believe it .I wonder what the embassy will have to say what a disgrace to his nation they will probably identify him as hans weinerpuller a regular in dusseldorf at the towns markets .

    • Charles Baht Esquire.

      Every man to himself i guess some people have all types of ambitions and goals in life to set some good some not so socially excepted good take a look at the old past there prime drunkard English here in Pattaya there ambition is to chang beer swirl themselves into oblivion then spew up over everyone some prefer to Rape , pilfer , plunder and pedo .

      • weasel

        strange you hate the English/british so much. look at you’re initials.CBE. COMMANDER OF THE ORDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE. ironic or what?

        • Charles Baht Esquire.

          how did you come up with that crap the only great commander in my books is President and commander and chief Donald Trump not some former bunch of rapists and pillagers that live on a little Rock Island Poms

        • dublin86

          HA HA, Good one!

    • private pile

      Hans weinerpuller haveing a crank 555 brilliant

  • ilovebangkok

    pattaya is a draw for cycling fruit cakes. does anyone remember the so-called pattaya glitter man?
    a very english eccentric chap who put on daily shows around town on his bike, for what reason i was never sure

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5c9e87bceb05df3bbae96ea7b21651c119ecfb416176f64bf855a5d142d78806.jpg

    • Charles Baht Esquire.

      what ever happen to glitter man ?

      • private pile

        News to me i never heard to of gliter man….you dont mean garry glitter do you 555

        • Charles Baht Esquire.

          There used to be this looney tunes farang a few years back would ride around town on his bike all dressed up like a drag queen in gold and glitter .

          • private pile

            One too many acid back in the day i guess in his mind he is still there with all the other hippies

        • weasel

          he was around about 10 years ago. harmless

          • private pile

            Anyone know what happened to him… death …deportation? Did he take the pattaya plunge or did he try swiming one night intoxicated still?? Did anyone ever find out where he was from?… this is where you jump in charlie and say he must of been a pom 555

      • John 2

        Ladyboys saw all this glitter and thought it is real gold. The rest of the sad story you can imagine.

      • Ken Anderson

        I understand he went back to the UK some time ago.

        • weasel

          to brighton, i believe.

        • Charles Baht Esquire.

          He was a harmless wacko he used to hang on the side of my pickup when driving (loitering ) along beach road for a few minutes hitching a lift on his cabaret show style pushbike .

      • ilovebangkok

        went back home to wimbledon, apparently

      • Peer of the Realm

        The Great Glitterman is now living happily in Wimbledon, London, UK. I will have you know that all the time he lived in Pattaya, he never once drank alcohol, partook of illegal drugs or consorted with ladies (or others) of the night. The Great Glitterman’s morals are on a higher plane than 99.5% of all Pattaya low-lifes.

        • Charles Baht Esquire.

          Well he would be a first for you Poms and may the rest of you Dunder head drunkards lead by example they should bring him back to pattaya you English need to restore faith back in Thai society .

  • paulk

    It was a motorbike, not a unicycle. As you can see in the photo.

    Nice clickbait though.

    • Sly

      Pretty sure he’s on a unicycle as he’s missing ‘attire’.

  • private pile

    Hahaha got to the love the germans.. this fella has done one too many trips back in the day self made too many chemcial bridges in his brain now its spagetti junction up there… i would of laughed my a/ss off if id of seen this

  • Homebrew
    • John 2

      This is not okay. He doesn’t have a helmet! But on the other hand what should he protect with it…

      • ilovebangkok

        it is also a law in this country that you can’t drive a vehicle while shirtless/topless. i don’t know of any law that states the genitalia must be covered up while driving though

        • Homebrew

          Also, it is illegal to leave the house without wearing underwear.
          No going commado or freeballing allowed here…!

  • John 2

    This guy brought the reputation of Pattaya to the next level. And with free worldwide advertisement for this family resort.

  • Daily69

    555555

  • Ken Anderson

    Things like this are exactly what Pattaya should be about. Not hordes of Chinese package tourists on their coaches.
    Makes a great change to read something amusing on here rather than just the exploits of the brain dead scumbag Thai men.

    • John 2

      They have to change the advertisement. Not come to Pattaya but instead come in Pattaya.

      • BobT

        I had no idea that a German could be so creative. What a wonderfully imaginative way to enjoy Pattaya.

    • andrew hall

      Your approval of this type of behaviour by a European basically says it all about your filthy racist agenda.

      Tell you what; I’m in thailand end of the year, let’s meet up, I’ll bring some of my inlaws along and you can explain your views to them face to face……. or are you just a keyboard warrior with no balls?

      • Ken Anderson

        I could also bring my Thai GF along, I dare say they would be even more interested to hear her opinion of Thai men.

        • andrew hall

          by all means, she can explain to my wife why she’s such a low person in your eyes. (university educated business manager but alas a rice farmers granddaughter).

          You two must be a wonderfully entertaining pair of scumbag bigots…. sitting around spewing forth hatred and negativity all day…. cant wait.

  • John

    Ok then ,wot a winker

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  • Glockandspiel

    Wunderbar quality tourist!!!! The Germans are in town getting into the spirit ahead of their Oktoberfest in Pattaya.
    Hans Weinerpuller in protest against the blacklisting of his mate Sauerkraut Herr Holst rode around on his bike in his birthday suit and silver WW2 helmet as an act of defiance against the Thais for their refusal to let him in. After a lap of honour Herr Weinerpuller, cracked the champagne, by tossing off in front of his fans. The TAT should applaud him for the publicity he has brought to this World class family resort and the potential extra revenue naturism could bring.

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  • Russian Carrot

    So who else is complaining Russian here?

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